ME MYSELF AND I

HELLO ALL. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW:

I JOINED THE YMCA LAST WEEK. I'M SO SORE, IT HURTS. LOLOLOL BUT THAT'S OK, CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD. I'M WORKING OUT WITH THE WEIGHTS MACHINES AND SWIMMING. I WENT FOR MY FIRST LESSON ON THE WT'S TUES. I WENT SOLO TODAY. OF COURSE I HAD TROUBLE WITH THE COMPUTERS, IT'S ALL COMPUTERIZES ALL THE MACHINES. SO I GOT ON THE FIRST MACHINE TONIGHT AND IT KEPT SAYING "GO TO KIOTO". I'M THINKING WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT IN. SO I FINLAY WENT OVER TO THE TRAINER AND ASKED WHAT THAT MEANT, AND IS THAT A CODE WORD I SHOULD KNOW? SHE JUST STARTED LAUGHING, SHE SAYS EVERYONE SAYS THAT, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO BACK AND LOG IN AGAIN. SO I DID, ALL SYSTEMS WERE A GO THEN. I WENT SWIMMING AFTER THAT, SPENT ABOUT AN HOUR THERE. JUST BY CHANCE I MADE AN APPT A MONTH AGO AT MY CHIROPRACTORS OFFICE FOR A MASSAGE FOR TOMORROW, OH I CANT WAIT, I'M TELLING HER TO RUB EVERYTHING! !@#$%^&*()_+=-{}[]:";',./<>?
WHAT WERE THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING? THAT'S A WONDERFUL THING. I ASKED MY TRAINER IF I COULD LOSE 40LB BY THE END OF THE YEAR, HE SAID 20LB WOULD BE MORE DOABLE. SO 20 IT IS, HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. I REALLY LOOKED FORWARD TO WORKING OUT TODAY. WE WILL SE WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS. I FEEL GOOD.